2003-11-07 | 10:26 a.m.
I could start again, you can depend on it

I think I sprained my wrist. The injuries I incur while sleeping are really getting out of hand. Bleh. I was going to catch up on some work today, but unless my hand starts feeling better, no. I don't know what I'll be able to do, really, as it is my right hand and it hurts like crazy. Maybe more sleeping.

I can't believe foxy hot Andy Roddick is the host of SNL this week. I hope he doesn't suck. Oh man, did I mention how much I cried and died for Horatio Sanz's Jimmy Buffet/Tyco embezzling party unending skit on Weekend Update this past week? Because I did. Cry and die, that is.

Does anyone know who Ellen DeGeneres is currently going out with? I am so nosy and I can't figure it out on my own.

On Tuesday, I think I'm going to a square dance. Which is insane. I've never been to a square dance. Dollie and Shanno and all them used to have a square dance portion of their gym time in school. That certainly wouldn't have happened in any of my schools. Oh no. But yes, it is a benefit for these folks which is at once a good cause and a good way for me to continue my newfound interest in the rest of the U.S. Also, it sounds like you get lots of free drinks for your donation. So everyone wins! As long as I don't have to square dance. You make me square dance and other unnatural "Carrie"-type things are bound to happen.

On Wednesday, I'm going to see Taboo.

After my birthday, I made a list of things I need to do before I'm 30 and I've already completed two things! Whoo. I never actually made the list on paper or anything, admittedly, but those two would be on it, and I did them. So there. Sadly, it wasn't "Get a job that doesn't suck" or "Sell a book" or "Marry a rock star" or anything and was rather a couple of things I should have taken care of when I was in school like many others did, but you know, we do what we can.

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