2003-06-21 | 2:09 p.m.
dirty gay stuff

I think I should keep updating more often. I came across this nice boy and he is inspiring me to just post when I am thinking of something. It's good.

So I am going to Atlantic City tomorrow and I am most excited. Wish me all kinds of luck.

I am starting to tire of this incessant rain. I need another Tuesday, where it was sunnyish, but cool. Perfect walking weather. I'm glad I went out walking all day. That was a genius move on my part, I must say.

You know where I was at midnight? Borders, buying the Harry Potter book. Well I wasn't, but I was waiting with The Girl. Man, I really just do not get the appeal of ol' HP, and I was horrified that passersby would think I was so down I was fanatical, but when we got inside and people were all cheering as they bought the book, I have to say it warmed my heart. I'm still not going to read any of them, but I can get behind most harmless forms of fanaticism. I am less and less cynical by the day, kids.

Last night I saw Gay Pimp and whoa, it was good. Way too short by half, but good good good. First off, it was hysterical. The way it parodied the whole pop star/boy band thing by flipping the script and making it gay just pointed out how gay that stuff is anyway, and that was pretty great. Then, there were the performances themselves. You know I love me some gay man, and I was certainly ready for the concept of a gay pimp daddy holding it down for his gay babies. What I don't usually really get into is the girls. Drag queens just don't do it for me. But Gay Pimp, he doesn't have drag queens, he has fabulous beautiful dirty teen sluts. And they are fantastic. And wonderfully talented. I have to say of the whole show, DJ Nita was my #1 favorite. Honey, that was your rap debut? You outrocked every cat on the charts today, let me say it. That's my girl. And then my other favorites are Koko Aviance (who worked it after the show in a tank top and a thong. You would too with those legs) and then Marc. I don't know what was holding that boy's pants up while he was dancing around, but it must have been something otherworldly. I have never seen such lowriders in my life. And of course there is Gay Pimp, but he is in a class of his own. If I had a quarter for everytime he said either "dirty", "gay" or "daddy", I'd be a rich girl.

Yeah, so it was a fun show with a lovely message and there were these three beautiful young fans going crazy and rocking it out in the balcony. It was beautiful. I do think kids need songs like "You Go, Gay" and "Lookin' Cute/Feelin' Cute." Because not every gay 16 year old has the opportunity to rock around Chelsea and realize how delicious they are, you know? Gay Pimp, spread the word.

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